Captain Useless

Our hero.

The Muse

Part of the strip due to an offer of millions of dollars in funding for Mark, Ben and Jeff if she wins the lottery. She does not play the lottery. If you have $2 million you'd like to donate to the authors of Captain Useless, let us know. When we receive your generous contribution, we will make you a recurring character in the strip in honor of your largesse.

Mark

The one on the left.

Ben

The one with the spiky hair.

Jeff

The one on the right.

The Clock

The one in the middle, above the spiky haired one, only not all the time.